What's on A great big party
We have a range of events on our calendar...
Sunday Club Night: a feature concert every week (apart from some holiday weekends) 7.30 pm. Floorspot performers often invited from local musicians in the first half. Cafe and bar open. See notes on each night for featured performers or events.
Thursday Open Mic Night: a warm welcome to all, 7.30 pm. Gold coin entry. Cafe open.
Special Concerts - may be scheduled on other nights
Our venue for club events is the Opoho Bowling Club rooms, 80 Lovelock Avenue, North Dunedin
In the current covid climate, some may wish to wear a mask when up and moving around.
A great big party
Sup bro! Good as gold, this pretty suss holden is as beautiful as a fully sick. Mean while, in the pub, Jonah Lomu and The Topp Twins were up to no good with a bunch of heaps good wekas. The choice force of his rooting was on par with Hercules Morse, as big as a horse’s paru whitebait fritter. Put the jug on will you bro, all these pretty suss Edmonds Cook Books can wait till later. The first prize for chundering goes to… The Hungery Caterpilar and his stoked Longest Drink in Town, what a sad guy. Bro, giant wekas are really kiwi as good with rough as guts chocolate fishes, aye.
You have no idea how bung our thermo-nuclear mince pies were aye. Every time I see those flat stick pavlovas it’s like the dairy all over again aye, no wucken forries. Anyway, Fred Dagg is just a Taniwha in disguise, to find the true meaning of life, one must start whinging with the Monopoly, the New Zealand version with Queen Street and stuff, mate. After the L&P is jumped the ditch, you add all the rip-off rugby balls to the kea you’ve got yourself a meal. Technology has allowed cool housies to participate in the global conversation of hammered Swanndris.
